My Not-Too-Smart-Girlfriend´s Year in Review

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        My  Not-Too-Smart Girlfriend´s Year in Review 

* January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

* February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won´t fit in typewriter!!!

* March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

* April
Trapped on the Macy´s escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won´t fit into those little packets!!!

* June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn´t find a lake with a slope.

* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

* September
The capital of California is "C".....isn´t it???

* October
Hate M&M´s.....they are so hard to peel.

* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

* December
Couldn´t call 911....."duh".....there´s no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!