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My Not-Too-Smart-Girlfriend´s Year in Review

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        My  Not-Too-Smart Girlfriend´s Year in Review 



* January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight



* February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles wonīt fit in typewriter!!!



* March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"



* April
Trapped on the Macyīs escalator for hours after the power went out!!



* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water wonīt fit into those little packets!!!



* June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldnīt find a lake with a slope.



* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!



* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.



* September
The capital of California is "C".....isnīt it???



* October
Hate M&Mīs.....they are so hard to peel.



* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!



* December
Couldnīt call 911....."duh".....thereīs no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!   


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