My Not-Too-Smart Girlfriend´s Year in Review * JanuaryTook new scarf back to store because it was too tight * FebruaryFired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles wonīt fit in typewriter!!! * MarchGot really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" * AprilTrapped on the Macyīs escalator for hours after the power went out!! * MayTried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water wonīt fit into those little packets!!! * JuneTried to go water skiing.....couldnīt find a lake with a slope. * JulyLost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! * AugustGot locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open. * SeptemberThe capital of California is "C".....isnīt it??? * OctoberHate M&Mīs.....they are so hard to peel. * NovemberBaked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! * DecemberCouldnīt call 911....."duh".....thereīs no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
My Not-Too-Smart Girlfriend´s Year in Review
* JanuaryTook new scarf back to store because it was too tight
* FebruaryFired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles wonīt fit in typewriter!!!
* MarchGot really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
* AprilTrapped on the Macyīs escalator for hours after the power went out!!
* MayTried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water wonīt fit into those little packets!!!
* JuneTried to go water skiing.....couldnīt find a lake with a slope.
* JulyLost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
* AugustGot locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.
* SeptemberThe capital of California is "C".....isnīt it???
* OctoberHate M&Mīs.....they are so hard to peel.
* NovemberBaked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
* DecemberCouldnīt call 911....."duh".....thereīs no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!