I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** Protons have mass? I didn´t even know they were Catholic. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can´t make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren´t all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he´ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ****** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ***** One nice thing about egotists ... they don´t talk about other people. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now, I´m not sure. ***** The cost of living hasn´t affected its popularity. ***** How can there be self-help *groups*? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ***** Is it me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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