Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. Sheīs the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from menīs bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? 1. Weīre related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other peopleīs moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I donīt know because I wasnīt there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your Mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didnīt have her thinking cap on. Whoīs the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesnīt want to be boss, but she has to because dadīs such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. Whatīs the difference between Moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power īcause thatīs who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friendīs. 4. Moms make you feel better without medicine. What does your Mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers donīt do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your Mom perfect? 1. On the inside sheīs already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. Iīd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. Iīd get rid of that. 2. Iīd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did It and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back Of her head. WHEN You STOP LAUGHING - SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, AUNTS, GRANDMOTHERS and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just Needs a good laugh!!
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. Sheīs the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from menīs bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
1. Weīre related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other peopleīs moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I donīt know because I wasnīt there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didnīt have her thinking cap on.
Whoīs the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesnīt want to be boss, but she has to because dadīs such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
Whatīs the difference between Moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power īcause
thatīs who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friendīs.
4. Moms make you feel better without medicine.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers donīt do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside sheīs already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. Iīd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. Iīd get rid of that.
2. Iīd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did It and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back Of her head.
WHEN You STOP LAUGHING - SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, AUNTS, GRANDMOTHERS and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just
Needs a good laugh!!
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