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Seniors Driving

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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They´ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
 
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
 
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
 
Answering, he heard his wife´s voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there´s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
 
"Heck," said Herman, "It´s not just one car. It´s hundreds of them!"
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it.
 
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another
 
intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
 
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
 
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh shoot, am I driving ?"

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