ABlonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, ´I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
´The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, ´Seventeen inches.´
´Seventeen inches?´ asked the clerk. ´That sounds very small. What room are they for?´
The blonde says, ´They aren´t for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.
´The surprised clerk replies, ´But Miss, computers do not need curtains!´
The blonde says, ´Hellllooooooooo ... I´ve got Windoooooows.......
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