Teacher: Well, at least there´s one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What´s that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn´t be cheating.
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn´t see you looking at Don´s paper.
Bob: I hope you didn´t either.
Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
Gary: I don´t think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it´s the lowest mark I can give you.
Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make
so many mistakes in one day?
Alfred: I get up early.