There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Honey, It´s me."
"Are you at the club?"
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful leather coat on sale... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Do you think I could splurge on it?"
"What´s the price?"
"It´s only $550.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the car dealership and saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price since it´s last year´s model... and I really do need to have my own car..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"They´re down to $29,000..."
"OK, but for that price make certain all the options are included."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
"Well, I was reconciling our bank account today and...there´s at least $2,000 more there than I thought, so could I send it to my sister to help with her tuitiion?"
"Of course. I´d be glad to help with her schooling."
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! You´re the BEST. !! I love you!!! See you later."
"Bye... I love you too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone´s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"