Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you. More Holy One LinersCreation The good Lord created nothing without a purpose. But mosquitoes come close. Fruit of the Spirit Some people will be polite, kind and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew. Pastors If your church wants a better pastor, all you need to do is pray for the one you have. Church Hopping I don´t know why some people want to change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from? Fishermen Be fishers of men. You catch ´em - God´ll clean ´em. Take It or Avoid It? Maybe opportunity will only knock once, but temptation will bang on your front door forever. Serving Some people want to serve God, but only as an advisor. Perfection Stop looking for the perfect church because as soon as you join, it won´t be anymore. Our Minds Some people have minds like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. CoincidenceDefinition of "Coincidence" - An occurrence where God chooses to remain anonymous. Preaching It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live even one. Why Wait? Why wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. Anger The person who angers you, controls you! Flying If God is your Copilot - you´re in the wrong seat! Unconditional Love Yes, God loves us all, but He favors "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" The Message Our job isn´t to change the message. Our job is to let the message change us. Promises God didn´t promise a calm passage. He promised a safe landing. Praying When you pray, don´t give God instructions. Just report for duty! Forbidden Fruit A forbidden fruit will create many jams. Greatness You can tell how great a person is by what it takes to discourage him. God´s Will The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. Best Formula 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Problems The problem ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. PeacePeace starts with a smile.
Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
More Holy One LinersCreation The good Lord created nothing without a purpose. But mosquitoes come close.
Fruit of the Spirit Some people will be polite, kind and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew.
Pastors If your church wants a better pastor, all you need to do is pray for the one you have.
Church Hopping I don´t know why some people want to change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Fishermen Be fishers of men. You catch ´em - God´ll clean ´em.
Take It or Avoid It? Maybe opportunity will only knock once, but temptation will bang on your front door forever.
Serving Some people want to serve God, but only as an advisor.
Perfection Stop looking for the perfect church because as soon as you join, it won´t be anymore.
Our Minds Some people have minds like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
CoincidenceDefinition of "Coincidence" - An occurrence where God chooses to remain anonymous.
Preaching It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live even one.
Why Wait? Why wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Anger The person who angers you, controls you!
Flying If God is your Copilot - you´re in the wrong seat!
Unconditional Love Yes, God loves us all, but He favors "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
The Message Our job isn´t to change the message. Our job is to let the message change us.
Promises God didn´t promise a calm passage. He promised a safe landing.
Praying When you pray, don´t give God instructions. Just report for duty!
Forbidden Fruit A forbidden fruit will create many jams.
Greatness You can tell how great a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
God´s Will The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
Best Formula 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
Problems The problem ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
PeacePeace starts with a smile.