I was driving with my three young children one
warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat,
"Mom! That lady isnīt wearing a seat belt!"
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
"The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents"
It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van.
A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "Iīm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I canīt read, I canīt write and they wonīt
let me talk!"