Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - - Why women can´t put on mascara with their mouth closed? - - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? - - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? - - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - - Why didn´t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don´t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? - - Why don´t sheep shrink when it rains? - - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? - - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?