God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don´t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the ´beginning.´"
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that´s interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.