Two men went ice fishing......and after a while they heard a earth shaking voice bellow...."There AIN´T no fish under this ice."
So Joe turns to Frank and says, "Did you hear THAT?"
"Yes, who do you suppose that is?"
"I don´t know...but that was spooky."
They conintued fishing and the voice bellows even louder...."Stop fishing....there AIN´T no fish under this ice."
Joe says to Frank... "Did you hear that again? That voice is coming from everywhere."
Frank replies, "Of course I heard it.... do you suppose it´s God?"
Joe says, "No, because God would speaks English perfectly ..... but what could it be."
Just then the voice bellows again and says, "This is NOT God, this is the manager of this ice skating rink...and there AIN´T not fish under this ice!!!!!"