Disclaimer from Donna -- I DO NOT believe in reincarnation!
" IN MY NEXT LIFE " In my next life, I want to be a bear... If you´re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you´re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you´re a bear, you birth your children while you´re sleeping (who are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could deal with that in a big way. If you´re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you´re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear!